They Needed a Patent



INVENTIONS THAT DIDN'T SUCCEED:
The waterproof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlights
Submarine screen doors
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart boards
A dictionary index
Mechanical pencil sharpeners
Powdered water
Waterproof tea bags
The helicopter ejector seat

And, a special bonus, for being my 7th victim today:
668: The Neighbor of the Beast.



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