
They Needed a Patent
INVENTIONS THAT DIDN'T SUCCEED:
- The waterproof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlights
Submarine screen doors
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart boards
A dictionary index
Mechanical pencil sharpeners
Powdered water
Waterproof tea bags
The helicopter ejector seat
And, a special bonus, for being my 7th victim today:
668: The Neighbor of the Beast.
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